Yo man, I lost my YoCan. I’m
so sad. But I had…
won a contest, ’cause I was the best, at
taking big rips, pouring smoke in my chest.

Lifetime lighters. Lifetime lighters.
Never will I go again without an igniter. I
smoked a whole mound, pulled a stoney all-nighter. My
weed’s a calm crowd, and the flame’s my inciter.

Yo man, I smoked a whole gram – of
Space Rocks. Got with the space program.
Never aghast that I’m unable to blast – my
mind into space. I have much butane gas.

Lifetime lighters. Lifetime lighters.
Never will I go again without an igniter. My
weed was once green, now it’s ashy and whiter. If
joints start to run, then you must roll them tighter.