Parody of “Macarena” by Los del Río.

(High!)
(High!)
(High!)

When I smoke they call me Potcarena.
Stoners say my lungs are muy buena.
They all want weed. Some THC.
So they all come and blaze beside me.
Smooth burning. Clean ashing.
And if it’s good, I’ll buy a whole QP.

Pass on the boof. Yes, I hear ya, Potcarena. If it’s
green and it burns real clean, I’ll come and see ya.
Smash on the food, drink a beer with Potcarena.
Hey, Potcarena! (High!)

Pass on the boof. Yes, I hear ya, Potcarena. If it’s
green and it burns real clean, I’ll come and see ya.
Smash on the food, drink a beer with Potcarena.
Hey, Potcarena! (High!)

Now, don’t you worry ’bout my dab rig. On
the table, Vectors and C-notes. Ha!
I don’t want trim. Can’t stand trim.
No good, throw it to the wind. Hahahahahaha!

Now come on, what was I supposed to do?
That weed was brown frown!
I had two jars of rosin, so divine…

Pass on the boof. Yes, I hear ya, Potcarena. If it’s
green and it burns real clean, I’ll come and see ya.
Smash on the food, drink a beer with Potcarena.
Hey, Potcarena! (High!)

Pass on the boof. Yes, I hear ya, Potcarena. If it’s
green and it burns real clean, I’ll come and see ya.
Smash on the food, drink a beer with Potcarena.
Hey, Potcarena! (High!)

Staaaaale, bye bye!

(High!) (High!)
(High!) (High!)
(High!) (High!)
(High!) (High!)
(High!)

Staaaaale, bye bye!
Staaaaale, bye bye!

Pass on the boof. Yes, I hear ya, Potcarena. If it’s
green and it burns real clean, I’ll come and see ya.
Smash on the food, drink a beer with Potcarena.
Hey, Potcarena! (High!)

Pass on the boof. Yes, I hear ya, Potcarena. If it’s
green and it burns real clean, I’ll come and see ya.
Smash on the food, drink a beer with Potcarena.
Hey, Potcarena! (High!)

Blaaaze ‘dro!
Maaaake dough!
(High!)
Hahahaha!

I’m unwinding, my name is Potcarena.
Always am I smoking con las hierba que son buena.
Smoke with me. THC.
And all you stoners will pack a bong or three.

Pass on the boof. Yes, I hear ya, Potcarena. If it’s
green and it burns real clean, I’ll come and see ya.
Smash on the food, drink a beer with Potcarena.
Hey, Potcarena! (High!)

Pass on the boof. Yes, I hear ya, Potcarena. If it’s
green and it burns real clean, I’ll come and see ya.
Smash on the food, drink a beer with Potcarena.
Hey, Potcarena! (High!)

Pass on the boof. Yes, I hear ya, Potcarena. If it’s
green and it burns real clean, I’ll come and see ya.
Smash on the food, drink a beer with Potcarena.
Hey, Potcarena! (High!)

Pass on the boof. Yes, I hear ya, Potcarena. If it’s
green and it burns real clean, I’ll come and see ya.
Smash on the food, drink a beer with Potcarena.
Hey, Potcarena! (High!)

Glass is the truth. It’s severe. Yeah, Potcarena. If it’s
in a metal pipe, I probably won’t come and see ya.
Roll up a cone, do a dab with Potcarena.
Hey, Potcarena! (High!)