Parody of “Baby Got Back” by Sir Mix-A-Lot.

I like big buds and I cannot lie, you
weed snobs can’t deny…when you
buy a half ounce of itty bitty smalls
just to roll up into bats, you get

high! Wanna kiss the sky,
’cause you smoked a big cone that was stuffed.
Deep in the bowl I’m smokin’. I’m
cooked, and I can’t stop tokin’. Oh,

Mary, I just wanna roll ya.
Turn you to a burning coal, yeah. My
pot pals tried to stop me, but I
picked my buds from the top of the tree!

Oooh! Round bud, tight trim. You
wanna get in my DMs? Well
gift me sick tree, and we’ll
smoke those big buds with glee.

I’ve seen buds dancin’.
At a grow op, they’re prancin’.
Those fans…can…
make those buds dance like a wild man.

Tired of cheap prerolls, usin’
trim and shake. No soul. And some
average weed is a thing I don’t need. My
bag’s gotta pack big chunks. So,

stoners! (Yeah!) Stoners! (Yeah!) Do you
smoke big beefy buds? (Hell yeah!) Don’t want no
shake! (Shake!) Shake! (Shake!)
Throw shake in the lake.
Baby got bags!