Parody of the nursery rhyme “Mary Had A Little Lamb“.

Mary had a little gram,
little gram, little gram.
Mary had a little gram so
one blunt she could roll.

Everywhere that Mary went,
Mary went, Mary went.
Everywhere that Mary went she
brought a fresh-packed bowl. She

packed one at the football game,
hockey game, baseball game. The
dugout’s where players would stay but
Mary had a goal. To

the dugout she made her way, pulled
out her tray and rolled a jay.
Sparked it while the game was played, cheered
as third base was stole.