I wish we had eighths instead of these tenths. I
have to buy food and I have to pay rent. My
friends out of state get more bang for their buck. They
laugh at my jar while I feel like a schmuck. I’ve

bought many tenths and I’m thankful for weed.
Ohio’s the only state with tenths, I plead to the
DCC, please give us quarters and eighths!
Bring us in line with the other weed states. The

price of an eighth is the price of a tenth.
Seven tenths of a gram is the difference.
This is a blunt, or a bat, or two pipes.
Buying each tenth gives me tears I must wipe.

I wish we had eighths instead of these tenths. I’ve
bought many jars, and I’ll be back again. I’ll
take my selection of strains in a half, and
dream of a day with an eighth in my bag.